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Swiss tennis champion Roger Federer has set a new Grand Slam record of 15 tournement championship wins. Congratulations Roger!

Q. What are going to be your next priorities?

ROGER FEDERER: The next priorities?

Q. From here.

ROGER FEDERER: What do you think? Not tennis.

Q. Do you feel like you're the happiest person right now?

ROGER FEDERER: I don't know. I mean, I'm very happy. I don't know if I'm the happiest person in the world. I don't think so. I think there's many happy people out there. Tennis doesn't make you ‑‑ tennis doesn't do it all for me. There's more to life than just tennis. But I feel great.

Q. What does it say on your T‑shirt?

ROGER FEDERER: "There is no finish line. Far from done."

Roger Federer and Andre Agassi celebrate Roger's first championship at the French Open. Federer has won all four tennis grand slam tournements, and won a total of 15 slam titles. With his 2009 win at Wimbledon, Roger Federer has broken Pete Sampras' previous record of 14 slam titles in the open era.

Wallander arrives in the US

Kenneth Branagh stars as detective Kurt Wallander, in the BBC produced series Masterpiece Mystery!.
The first episode aired in the US on May 10, 2009. Two more episodes follow.

"The best days of your life are now, whenever "now" is." --- Kenneth Branagh

For the Kenneth Branagh interview with Charlie Rose on May 12, 2009, click here. Link thanks to Patricia Herrmann.

2008 Thank-you from Kenneth Branagh

As in previous years, supporters of Kenneth Branagh and his work showed their admiration and encouragement by donating $4,500 to the William and Frances Branagh Memorial Bursary fund for students from Northern Ireland at the Royal Academy of Dramatic Art. The Ken-Friends charitable donation for 2008 marks the 48th birthday of the actor/director/producer.

To all Ken Friends,

I'm sorry that it's taken me a while to respond to a birthday present that I never assume will arrive, never take for granted, and am continually astonished by. As usual, the imagination, and the AMOUNT were equally inspiring. There was a particularly personal quality to this gift in each of its dimensions. The arrival of the Ken Friends at "Ivanov" was a real marker of that rare experience, and as I slowly unfurled wrapping paper on December 10th, I found myself seeing many of the smiling faces of the Friends who were able to make the trip to London on that night (or nights) at Wyndhams. I remember the occasion with great fondness.

Amongst the many interesting questions that I was asked that evening were various ones related to the impact on one's own life of playing a depressed character. One of my protections and insurances was quite simple. I read poetry, in my dressing room each evening, and much perused across the whole of the run, were poets whose work would provide an antidote or contrast to the world of our troubled protagonist. So to find the range of poets known, unknown, and Ken Friendian, in the magnificent tome was an absolute joy. Truly.

Thank you for all of these very personal outpourings, direct and indirect, and thank you for the immense contribution to the fund at RADA which I know makes my parents hearts swell with pride, as it does mine.

May I wish you all a happy New Year, full of health and happiness for you and yours, in these trying times. I am so grateful and proud to be your Friend,
Ken Branagh.

Brush Up Your Shakespeare

The Bard's New Profile Pic - March 9, 2009

 

Forget the Chandos portrait, and get ready to welcome instead "The Cobbe oil painting of William Shakespeare". According to Professor Stanley Wells, whose scholarly books related to Shakespeare are perhaps in their 524th editions, this newly-identified portrait (below) is as genuine as it gets. Visual and scientific dating evidence appear to affirm that Shakespeare had a handsome and intelligent face, and looked younger than his 46 years.

William Shakespeare, at 46, in a portrait painted in his lifetime. The latest in the search to discover the true likeness of the greatest Western writer in history. Shakespeare died in 1616, only 6 years after the portrait was completed.

On March 9, 2009, at the unveiling at Dartmouth House, in London's Mayfair, Professor Wells (on the right, above), the chairman of The Shakespeare Birthplace Trust, declared himself 90% certain the portrait is authentic as "the only lifetime portrait of Shakespeare".

Investigations were carried out by Professor Rupert Featherstone, director of the Hamilton Kerr Institute at Cambridge University which focuses on conservation of easel paintings, Hamburg University where they dated the oak panelling of the painting and Tager Stonor Richardson, which carried out infrared imaging. Mark Broch, curator of the Cobbe Collection also carried out painstaking research.

The painting will go on display at The Shakespeare Birthplace Trust in Stratford-upon-Avon on April 23, Shakespeare's birthday.

Compare this rendering, proven to have been contemporaneously created during Shakespeare's lifetime.

Thom Yorke in a Rag & Bone Cleveland Jacket In Black Leather. Those snap pockets. With one on the arm.
You can buy one like it at forward by revolve. For $1, 749. Just. And that photo on the left of Thom in LA is just scary.

What's Up Music: Radiohead

"The first time I met Thom," says Jonny Greenwood, "he was in the drum room at school, drumming. Or rather, I was - and he came in to take over. He told me to play the double bass. I said, 'I can't.' He said, 'Just do this' - he showed me something. 'It'll be fine, just attack it.' He had that attitude that you can just go for it."

Radiohead go to Poland and Prague later in 2009.

Anthony Minghella--A brief tribute.

Excerpt from an interview with Kenneth Branagh in the Mainichi Weekly Online
20 July 2007

Q: According to your biography, you left Belfast when you were 9 to escape the Troubles. Do you think your experience of the conflict there influences your battle scenes?

A: I think it makes me aware of how easy it is for people to hate, rather than to love. I think it's a very exciting time in Northern Ireland right now. Politically, a massive, massive shift has occurred, and ancient hatreds have been put aside. I think an awareness of conflict and the need to resolve, the need for peace was very much part of my background. And this film [The Magic Flute, directed by Branagh] certainly is about the need for peace.

Q: What is your motto in life?

A: A good question. A hard question. It sounds like a cliche, but there is a line from Hamlet, at the end, where he says, "The readiness is all." In that context, it's probably about being ready for death, but I think it's a motto for me and it's about trying to be open in life, be open to experience, be open to situations and to people. And be ready, be ready to be surprised, sometimes be ready to be disappointed, be ready to be excited and be ready for anything. But be ready for things to change. Be active and positive. I suppose another way of saying the same thing would be: 'Anything can happen, enjoy it.'"

Kenneth's Branagh's Hamlet on DVD, complete with a commentary by the director and long-time consultant and Shakespeare scholar Russell Jackson. With a never better Kate Winslet, and oh, the flashbacks.

For more background on Branagh's film version of Hamlet, try The Readiness is All -- The Filming of Hamlet.
For extensive links on Branagh's Hamlet, check Virginia's Kenneth Branagh in David Mamet's "Edmond". Reviews and photos of Branagh at the National Theatre.

Young new actors thank Ken-Friends and their generous support.

Kenneth Branagh, Alan Rickman, Ralph Fiennes and others on the compact disc of Shakespeare's Sonnets
"When Love Speaks". Produced by the late Michael Kamen.

Offsite Offerings

Need Shakespeare? Check here for outside Shakespeare links.

Need a Shax monologue? Try the Monologue Archive.

Read Shakespeare here, at the Literature Network online.

  Escape

Voices and Verses in Film: What are those poems and who wrote them?

Recent Theatre Highlights: Kenneth Branagh and Alan Rickman on Stage

Kenneth Branagh as Richard III was both revelation and reminder.

Alan Rickman as Elyot in a true-to-life Private Lives.

California Shakespeare Theatre's 2003 season included Julius Caesar and The Winter's Tale.

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Features of the Daily Telegiraffe

What's Up: BOOKS Sarah Hatchuel, "Branagh and The Bard: A Companion to the Shakespearean Films of Kenneth Branagh"

What's Up: FILM Waking Will Divinely: Shakespeare in Love

What's Up: STAGE Ralph Fiennes Finds Richard II and Coriolanus

Back Issues:

  What's Up STAGE Rufus Sewell Takes on Macbeth
  What's Up: BOOKS Harold Bloom, "Shakespeare: The Invention of the Human"

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*** DID YOU KNOW? ***

NEW YORK - "Hamlet" was chosen as the greatest poem of the millenium in the New York Times Magazine millenium review!

LONDON (Reuters) - William Shakespeare was picked as Britain's "Man of the Millennium" by a poll of BBC radio listeners!

ENJOY . . . Chosen as the greatest poem of the millenium, Hamlet endures.

ENJOY . . . Who is the "Greatest Fictional Character in World Literature and Legend" - - one guess.
With the Austen lover's link.

ENJOY . . . Back issues of our features, indexed by subject on the front page, and on current feature pages.

ENJOY . . . Programme notes from the NFT's Branagh Retrospective, now added off of the Hamlet page.

ENJOY . . . Gertrude and Claudius, a book by John Updike, explores the new King and Queen.

ENJOY . . . Shakespeare in Less Than 10 Minutes Review of a video of restorations of the earliest surviving silent Shakespeare films from 1899-1911. Also, can you choose your five favourite Shakespeare films? Check your picks against Kenneth Branagh's choices.

ENJOY . . . Director Michael Almereyda's film "collage" of a knit-hatted Ethan Hawke as a Gen-X slacker. Our review of his Hamlet is here.

Almereyda does Denmark as a corporate prison. From the New York Times: Two Fortinbrases and the Ghosts of Hamlets Past. The last stage Hamlet of 1999 in New York becomes a photo album of Hamlets past, including Branagh, Olivier, and Gibson. Added: The New York Post muses on performing Hamlet.

ENJOY . . . Woody Allen, C'est Moi A French interview with Kenneth Branagh about working with Woody Allen.

ENJOY . . . ABC: Woody Allen, Kenneth Branagh, and Celebrity

ENJOY . . . Behind Celebrity's Curtain: An unabashedly editorial film review from the front office.

ENJOY . . . Glimpses of genius. In praise of HAMLET: Kenneth Branagh's film version captures the soul of Hamlet.

Also find on the Hamlet Page an interview with Kenneth Branagh (now with photograph) and an account of the London benefit screening of Hamlet, at which Branagh appeared.

ENJOY . . . The New York Times review of "Discovering Hamlet" a short film which documents Branagh's early take on the stage role under the direction of Sir Derek Jacobi.

ENJOY . . . Kenneth Branagh's interview at his NFT Retrospective, as conducted by the Guardian newspaper. Complete text, and complete Questions and Answers now available.

ENJOY . . . Billy Crystal does DeNiro working on Branagh's Hamlet, and a bit of his version of the Woodman doing the Dane. All we need now is the audioclip!

ENJOY . . . Alan Rickman plays A. Dane in a science-fiction comedy/parody of the Star Trek universe, in Galaxy Quest. Click here for a transcription of Rickman's appearance on "Late Night with Conan O'Brien" promoting the film.

ENJOY . . . The films " Onegin" and "The End of the Affair" open with reviews, interviews, and photographs. Fiennes has been searching for Pushkin's anti-hero for some time now. His article, with a link to Empire Magazine's review of Onegin

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